Today was worldnudebikeday and it was friggin awesome!!!!!! Zillions of people, a police escort and happy fans honking! Gorgeous naked women on bikes, a guy with a bowtie on his willy, free chips and soda at the end with some guitar and volleyball. Sweet. And wow, an escape from Langley. Its like as soon as I am on the skytrain my zombie destroyed Langley existence siezes to be, and I rejoin the human race. In Langley everyone lives in their cars. And girls do not wear dresses or stockings. And there are no frakkin veggie restaraunts. The beauty in Vancouver was endless. Asians with cleavage. Redheads with cleavage. Desi and Persian girls with huge eyes and smiles. Women with Burj Dubai legs. Ocean, highrises, crowds, people walking and talking and being human, not valley cyborgs with a ten foot umbilical cord to their cars. And so many buses, and slow traffic, and nice drivers. After being trapped in Langley for so long with its chaotic evil madness on 200 and 88 and just everywhere, Broadway and downtown vancouver felt like biking around a parking lot!!!! Oh the joy of a world like heaven. Sidewalks with trees. Places to lock a bike. Yes, vancouver has actual sidewalks, and people that walk on them!!!!!! A day without 200th street, the glorious fun, so happy, so happy, so happy. Peace.