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Tuesday, December 21, 2004

from some other blog Dear President Bush, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regardingGod's law. I have learned a great deal from you and try to share thatknowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defendthe homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them thatLeviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some otherelementsof God's Laws and how to follow them: 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, bothmale and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not toCanadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, assanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you thinkwouldbe a fair price for her? 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman whileshe is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). Theproblem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women takeoffense. 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I knowit creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is myneighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should Ismitethem? 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on theSabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states that he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the policetodo it? 6. A friend of mine feels that, even though eatingshellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abominationthan homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there"degrees" of abomination? 7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar ofGod if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wearreadingglasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-roomhere? 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed,including the hair around their temples, even though this is expresslyforbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? 9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of adead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I weargloves? 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 byplanting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife bywearing garments made of two different kinds of thread(cotton/polyesterblend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting thewhole town together to stone them (Lev. 24:10-16)? Couldn't we justburn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with peoplewho sleep with their in-laws (Lev. 20:14)? I know you have studied these things extensively and thusenjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you canhelp. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word iseternaland unchanging.